I'm fleeing Korea in two days. The neighbours have talked and it seems the authorities here have caught on to my questionable lifestyle. So it's time to vamoose to another country under the identity of "Miguel".
That country is Thailand.
I will spend the next month there communicating with monkeys, elephants and aquatic creatures. Together, we will laugh about fan-death, dishes, and all things Korean. Afterwards, I will head back to Toronto to communicate with corporate sharks and elephants in an attempt to secure employment.
However, I am strongly considering teaching overseas again. Perhaps Japan. You know there's a wealth of stories there. That'll be another blog ("Dan in Japan" maybe?).
So, unfortunately, we must bid adieu to Korea Kapers.
This blog will now be cast into the bowels of the information highway, only to be resurrected by someone looking up information on cheap electric fans, or a computer-friendly, spelling challenged criminal looking up "How to pull a kaper".
In my opinion, the best way to pull a 'kaper' is to live them. And I did, here in Busan, South Korea.
To my readers and fans, thanks for keeping me kompany along the way. May everyday be a kaper for you too.
Dan
3 comments:
Enjoy your comfortable quarters inside a Thailand prison during your "rehabilitation". You won't need a whole month... I give you 4 days before you "somehow" get mixed up with an underage male prostituted named "Joe".
Good luck, Speed! It's been great reading this blog!
I googled fan-death. It has its own website: fandeath.net. Description says "Fans kill in Korea. Everything you wanted to know about fan-death".
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